Happy Suckiversary to Me!

Over the course of my adult life, June has not always been very nice to me. I don’t have the best track record with avoiding hospitals in June. In college, I started getting severe atrial fibrillation in June and spent almost six weeks in the […]

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Happiness Is Hard Work

So, I realize now that I may kinda suck at this whole blogging thing…another six months has passed since my last blog post. I still want to write my blog. I still have A LOT to say about life as an adult congenital heart patient […]

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Feisty and Mighty

When I first thought about starting a blog, my only real goal was for another heart patient, or anyone else with a chronic illness, to find something relatable in my story. I was so excited when one of my first blog posts, “But You Don’t […]

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My bravery is a farce…

If you are facing a big scary medical test, which you are already very nervous about and involves a very large needle, don’t be the idiot who does a Google image search for “how big is a liver biopsy needle” because you will just freak […]

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How the mighty have fallen…

I keep using the phrase “how the mighty have fallen” to joke about the drastic change my life has taken in the past month. “How the mighty have fallen…last month I was drinking Diet Cokes with abandon, today I am peeing into a vacuum.” “How […]

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But you don’t look sick…

“You sure don’t look sick.” “You would never know that something was wrong with you just by looking at you.” “Well, at least you look healthy.” If I had a nickel for every time I have heard one of the above sentences, I would probably […]

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Ode to the Pee Vacuum

Twenty three pounds of fluid. Twenty three pounds. Almost 15% of my body weight in less than a week. What’s my secret? A constant flow of IV Lasix and the wondrous, new fangled Pee Vacuum. Ok, it’s actually called a Pure Wick External Female Catheter. […]

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